老外评论中国大神PS
Chinese Photoshop Trolls Are Way Funnier Than American Photoshop Trolls
【多图慎入】老外评论中国大神PS（附少量老外版）
Chinese Photoshop Trolls Are Way Funnier Than American Photoshop Trolls
中国的PS大神比美国的更有趣
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Chinese Photoshop Trolls Are Way Funnier Than American Photoshop Trolls
中国的PS大神比美国的更有趣
The lesson here is you should never ask Weibo users to make you look cooler in a photograph.
教训：不要请微博用户帮你P相片
Photoshop Request: "I want to look more dangerous."
求P得更危险些
Photoshop Request: "I want to look like the son of a powerful politician!"
求P的像某位政治权贵的儿子
Photoshop Request: "Make me look like hot shit, please!"
求P成暴帅的"热翔"
Photoshop Request: "My friend behind me looks a little dull. Can you make him more dramatic?"
背后的朋友看上去有点呆，大神能把表情P生动点吗？
Photoshop Request: "I want to look like a hero with courage!"
求P成勇敢的英雄
Photoshop Request: "This is me celebrating my graduation. Can you make it look more like a celebration?"
这是我庆祝毕业的照片，求P得欢乐一点
Photoshop Request: "Can you make me look less bored?"
求P得没那么疲惫
Photoshop Request: "Lose the clothes, more tattoos, and I want a knife. Make me look like the kind of person who would take all your money and your life."
求P掉衣服，P多点纹身，再P把刀，P成有能力杀光抢光那种。
Photoshop Request: "I wanna look more like a hero. Maybe put a lady in there?"
求P成个英雄，顺带P条女
Photoshop Request: "Dear artisans, please make this background more powerful."
Photoshop Request: "That kid walked into the shot. I don't want any kids in this photo."
有个小屁孩闯入我的相片，求P掉
Douglas Ling & Works at Starbucks
is it just me or does the third picture look like a Chinese version of Dwight Schrute?
只有我认为第三张相片看起来像中国版的Dwight Schrute?（美剧《爆笑办公室》的一个角色）
Jacqueline Lam & Follow &
Top Commenter & Singapore Polytechnic
lol you are right!!!!
哈哈，说得对！！！
Alex Chhen & Michigan State University
I was about to write the same thing LOL!!!!
我刚想说这个，哈哈！！！
Lucky Botta &
Top Commenter & Zvukov& technik at V&chodočesk& divadlo Pardubice
Exactly! I was thinking the same thing right away when I saw the image :D
正是这个！我刚看到相片就想到这个了，哈哈
Jessie Xie & Buyer at MOOD
Who said Chinese are not CREATIVE? LOL
谁说中国人没有创造力？哈哈
L. Christopher Bird & Follow & Head Windmill Tilter at Jedi Path
those would have been racists.
种族主义者才会那样说。
Dulce Mar&a Aguilar &
Top Commenter & Istituto Europeo Di Design
the chinese are known for all the imitations they make. Just look at the fake Paris and London in Shanghai.
中国人向来以山寨闻名，看看上海的山寨版的巴黎和伦敦
Dexter Ho & Miami Ad School San Francisco
You mean Las Vegas?
你是指拉斯维加斯吧？
Sarah McLean &
Top Commenter
I laughed. A lot.
我笑到不行。
Lucina Sandoval &
Top Commenter & 奥克兰
That way more funny than what I thought it was going to be. :D
比我预想的还要有趣，哈哈
Sonia Tew & Senior Real Estatte Negotiator at Novaland Realty
Yea, for me too! Unexpectedly.
没错，我也是！真是出人意料
Ellie Fountain &
Top Commenter & Pembrokeshire College
That's amazing
Stephen Weng &
Top Commenter & University of Washington
Trolling Level: Asian.
恶搞级别：亚洲人
Troy Medici &
Top Commenter & Works at Interpret LLC
That last picture nearly killed me. LMAO
最后那张图片差点笑死我了O(&_&)O哈哈~
Natasha Sexton &
Top Commenter & Trident Technical College
Omg that was super entertaining lol
天惹噜超级搞笑，哈哈
Kristian Jerman &
Top Commenter & IFAC
good stuff.
Peter Combe & Follow &
Top Commenter & 旧金山
The shadows are really bad.
阴影处理得不好
James Kong & Works at 国际财经时报
damn funny. laugh all the way.
真TM有意思，一路笑到底
Theresa Treep &
Top Commenter & Springstead High School
Sarcasm: The Universal Language. :-D
讽刺：全球通用的语言:-D
Ilan Bemaman &
Top Commenter & Production Sound Mixer at Freelance Sound Mixer (TV & Film)
the last 4 are so good. I love these photoshop troll things.
最后四张图片真不错。大爱PS恶搞。
Richard Richardson &
Top Commenter
HOLY CRAP THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL! The last one and the Hero one are the funniest shit!
我了个去这真的太搞笑了！最搞笑的是最后一张和求P成英雄那张！
Travis George &
Top Commenter
Actually these aren't funnier than the American version, but nice try.
实际上这不比美国版的有趣，但也不错了。
Vanessa Elizabeth Chen &
Top Commenter
This is the funniest post I the last one brings me to tears. Whenever I need a laugh, I automatically go to this page!!
这是我见过最搞笑的帖子，最后一张让我笑得眼泪都出来了。以后我想笑的话，我会不由自主地回来翻这贴。
Chinese Photoshop Trolls Part 3: This Time It's Personal
中国PS大神作品集3：个人篇
Just when you thought it was safe to ask someone to touch up your photo, China's Photoshop-proficient wags are back to corrupt people's innocent image processing wishes.
当你认为叫别人帮你修图没什么危险时，中国的PS大神已在背后扭曲了人们那些对修图原意的天真想象。
In case, you missed Part 1 or even Part 2 of the series, the process involves someone asking for their photo to be improved, only to have the meaning of their words intentionally twisted for the sake of (our) humor. For example, the lady above was hoping she could look "sexier" through doctoring. Alas, she soon found that sexiness is in the eye of the beholder, or rather the person doing the &shopping.
如果你错过了这个系列的一、二部分的话，在其中有人请求改善他们的相片，但出于幽默的目的，他们的要求被故意扭曲了。例如，那个希望修图自己变得"更性感"的女士，唉，她很快就发现是旁观者眼里的那种性感，或者是那种正在"购物"（？）的人眼里的性感。
Now that we're all up to speed, on with the show.
现在，我们赶紧来欣赏大神的PS作品吧
Request: "I wanna look awesome with lots of muscles!"
"It was hard to fit in the tensor fasciae latae but I think we got all of them."
阔筋膜张肌有点难处理，但我想我们全都找齐了
Request: "I want this picture to have more impact."
要求：我想要这相片更有（视觉）冲击力
"I remember the first time I met a pro-footballer. It changed my life."
忘不了第一次遭遇一个前足球运动员，改变了我整个的人生
Request: "Make me sexier, please!"
Request: "I want a little more determination in this pic."
"AH, REF! She's using the freaking rope for Crissakes!! Fight dirty Red Rooster!"
啊，裁判！她用上了该死的围绳！上帝啊！快揍那肮脏的红毛鸡！"
Request: "I'm starting a new job as a teacher and I want to look more experienced."
要求：我正准备成为新老师，我想看起来更有经验一些
"There, you look 50 shades more worldly."
现在，你看起来已身经百战，阅（御）人无数
Request: "I look badass but this background sucks! Cover it up, will ya? It's embarrassing to show to girls."
"That's hardcore, right there."硬汉模式，开启
Request: "I wanna look more like a hero. Maybe put a lady in there?"
我想看上去像个英雄，顺便P条女吧
"There's the lady. But don' you look plenty like a hero already.""
条女来了，但别太激动，你已经看上去像个英雄了。"
Request: "Make me look cool. I wanna put this on a dating website."
"I used to know this chick who loved these kinds of guys. If she's on that site, you're golden."
我曾经认识的这小妞喜欢这类型的。如果她在现场，你会很抢手。
Request: "I want to look like I'm really driving this."
"Vrrrrroooooommm!!!"
Request: "Dear artisans, please make this background more powerful."
"I hear only superman is more powerful than that& or was it faster? I dunno&"
我听说只有超人才比这更强&&或者更快？天晓得&&
　Request: "Make me look like a spirit or ghost. Like from A Chinese Ghost Story."
"Been a while since I saw that one, but I remember it scared the crap outta me."
以前我见过一个，我记得我被吓得屁滚尿流
We saw this one in Part 1 asking for "more excitement."
Someone upped the ante.
Request: "Please give this a fantasy feel."
"It was the first one that came to mind."
我脑海马上就蹦出这个
Request: "We wanna look tougher."
"Really? Tougher than you already are? Well, alright&"
真的吗？比你们原来的还要霸气？好，好的&&
Request: "Can you give me longer hair? Don't change anything else on me."
"We left your face completely intact."
完全没有损及你的俊脸
Request: "Whatever you do, make me the man in this photo."
"You da man!"
Request: "Don't screw around, okay? Make me like a gangster or celebrity in this photo."
"Lindsay Lohan last seen exiting arraignment."
林赛&罗韩（好莱坞女星，警察局常客）传讯结束的最后一次露面
Request: "This photo is crap, what can you guys do with it?"
"Erm, this?"
嗯，这个如何？
Request: "Alright you trolls, hit me with your best shot!"
Request: "Can you put a chick by my arm? She doesn't have to be hot."
求P个少妇挽着我，不太美的也行
"She's a fixer-upper."
她的颜值有待提高
Request: "My buddy's having a birthday party. Can you make this a good invitation?"
我朋友准备开生日聚会，求P得更有号召力
"I remember this working for a party a while back. Hope you like the proletariat."
我记得以前DANG专用的这款很管用，希望你喜欢无产阶级。
Caption: "United we will continue to win greater victories"
标语：团结起来，争取更大的胜利
Request: "Please change the background, my room is too dirty."
"One man's trash&"
Caption: "University Student's Brilliant V Turns Trash Heap into Gold"
Request: "There's a nice big space for you to put in a sick car, like the kind celebrities use."
场地广阔，求P辆好车，名流开的那种
"The Jolie/Pitts swear by these cars. Especially when the lil' ones are sick."
朱莉/皮茨夫妇就是开这样的车，尤其是他们孩子生病时。
Request: "Make my dreams come true!"
求把我的梦想P成现实
"Keep practicing and someday this will be a reality!"
坚持练习，总有一天会实现！
Caption: 2012 Photoshop Dumbass Kid Dance Competition
标题：2012首届PS吧二逼青年舞蹈大赛
The &I'm starting a new job as a teacher...& one was mistranslated, the man actually want the picture with more educational significance.
那张"我准备成为新老师&&"翻译错了，那个男的实际是想让相片更有教育意义。
Emma Bayliss &
Top Commenter & Sparsholt College
hahaha this is great, rocket news 24 make more entrys on stuff like this insted of boobs and anything sex related because it gets so boring.
哈哈哈！这太棒了，rocket news 24 （一家日本新闻网站，即本站）应该弄多一些像这样素材的条目来代替那些像奶子之类令人厌倦的SE情东西
Kevin Melton & Texas State University
I totally want to be a troll..RocketNews do you need a personal troll? I'm a photoshop master!
我非常想成为一位大神，站长你还招专业级别的大神吗？我是PS砖家
Top Commenter & 出纳员 at The Krusty Krab
The one with the &muscle request& almost killed me. Lol
那张"想P成肌肉男"真的笑死我了，哈哈！
Kaizer Scythe &
Top Commenter
wow, sadako's still popular..
WoW，贞子大妈现在还这么红
Paupau Pausan & Follow & Works at FarmVille 2
Taylor Gomez
It's not worth reading.
Denis Means & 项目经理 at Microsoft
&Trolls, hit me with your best shot& chop... freaking classic man. Total win. Awesome work.
那张"大神，尽情恶搞我吧"擦&&真TM 经典，干得不错。
Meet China's Photoshop Trolls
来见识下中国的PS大神
Photoshop is a great and powerful tool. It can take ordinary pictures and make them spectacular... or make them horrible. In China, there are many people with awesome Photoshop skills, and those who don't have any ability usually ask people for help online. Sometimes these requests go wrong. Horribly wrong.
Basically, this is what's going on: someone has a boring photo and posts it online. These posters ask Photoshop gurus to edit the photo to make it more interesting. Unfortunately for the original poster, sometimes internet commenters take the photos and run wild.
Photoshop是一个伟大的和强大的工具，它可以把普通的照片化腐朽为神奇&&或化腐朽为更腐朽。在中国，有很多人PS技巧高超，也有很多通常没有PS技能只好在线求助大神的人。而有时这些请求被恶搞得与预期相差十万八千里。
基本上是这样:有人拿一张无聊的照片在网上发帖问PS大师来编辑图片,让它更有趣些。不幸的是，有时候评论者会拿照片开搞，一发不可收拾。
In addition to the Photoshop requests that go wrong, Chinese netizens (like internet users everywhere) also like messing with photos posted by strangers. Sometimes, seemingly harmless photos get tweaked and edited to create hilarious images.
Below are a round of some of the Photoshop mishaps found on the Chinese internet. These images were taken from PSyuan.net, a website dedicated to rounding up some of the better Photoshop request disasters found on the Chinese internet.
除了PS请求被恶搞，中国网民(如各地互联网用户)也喜欢恶搞陌生人上传的照片。有时,看似人畜无害的照片会被稍加修改编辑，使其极具滑稽效果。
下面是一连串在中国互联网上找到的PS恶搞。这些图片来自PSyuan.net，这个网站致力于搜集一些在中国互联网上流传的优质求P被恶搞的图片。
Request: Please make the girls around me a bit more fun!
Request: Please make me more intimidating!
Request: Can you Photoshop it so that we are together?
Request: Please remove this man next to me, otherwise I can't send this photo to my boyfriend!
Response: Hmm, an ugly companion isn't good, let's give you handsome friend for your boyfriend to see! (The joke is that she's with notorious Hong Kong bad boy, Edison Chen)
大神回复：嗯，一个丑陋的男伴确实不行，我们给你一个帅哥让你男朋友瞧瞧！（笑点是她旁边的是个声名狼藉的香港坏男人，陈冠希老师）
Request: Can you please make me more beautiful?
Response: Resident EVIL!
Request: Please add a handsome man to this photo! Thanks!
Request: Put me in a cooler location!
Request: We just graduated, please make this more interesting
Request: Please make the guy jumping in the center more awesome! &More ridiculous& The funnier the better.
Request: Please make me cooler. The cooler the better!
Before: Please give me some protection! Please, nothing terrible!
Photoshop request disasters in China have been a thing for a while now. In Chinese this trend was originally called &大神PS (Photoshop masters please help)&, but over time, because of the humorous responses, it became &不要求大神PS (don't ask the masters for help).& Usually these requests are a bit shallow, as they involve making a photo more interesting or making a subject more &beautiful.&
Some of the earliest Photoshop request disasters date back to around 2008&some even earlier. It remains a popular topic with lots of threads dedicated to it, most recently on Sina Weibo.
在中国，求P被恶搞已经有一段时间了。这种潮流原先叫做"大神PS（求PS高手帮忙）"，但随着时间推移，由于那些搞笑滑稽的回复，就变成了"不要求大神PS "。通常这些求助有些肤浅，因为它们基本上要求让一张相片更有趣或让一个主题更"漂亮"。
一些最早的求P被恶搞可以追溯到2008年&&一些甚至更早些。它现在还是一个热门话题，有着为数众多的主题，新近大部分是在新浪微博。
Chinese people are cool and have a great sense of humor when it comes to things like this. It's too bad that few of these PS gurus will find a job appropriate for their skills.
中国人真酷，在这些事方面幽默感丰富。遗憾的是这些PS大师很少找到与他们的技能相匹配的工作。
Who knows? Maybe some of these gurus have jobs using their skills? =]
谁知道呢？也许其中一些高手就是从事可以运用这些技能的工作？
Life lesson 34: Don't get strangers to photoshop your pictures, still pretty funny though.
生活鸡汤之34:不要让陌生人PS你的图片。不过仍然相当有趣。
heh =] good one. Though I think that might need to be higher in this digital age. Maybe Life lesson 20 - make sure your images stay your images?
嘿，说得好。虽然我认为在这个数字时代可能需要更高级别的（安全），也许该是生活鸡汤之20 &&千万别把你的相片交给别人?
devilmaycare34
That was hilarious, I have tears in my eyes. I loved the avengers one, a much better response than editing a condom on top of her. The punch out one made me lol too.
那些相片真是搞笑，我笑得老泪纵横了都。我喜欢妇联那张，比在她头上P个杜蕾斯好多了。拳皇争霸那张也让我笑死了。
I tried to pick the most fun and SFW ones I could find. The Avengers One was great, I was surprised that they didn't do anything terrible with it!
能找到的相片中我尽量挑选最有趣的那些。复仇者那张的确很棒，我很惊讶他们没有弄些什么可怕的东西上去！
devilmaycare34
Agreed. A girl asks for protection, there are so many ways that could go wrong. I wouldn't oppose being protected by Thor and stark though lol. Ooh... Someone should have cut her out fixed the background and inserted a card board box, snake had proved it go be most effective against idiots on low wages. I can only imagine what the nsfw ones are like.
同意。一个女孩子想要保镖，有很多方式可以恶搞。虽然我不反对被托尔和钢铁侠保护lol。哦&&某人应该是把她截取出来再设定背景，然后插入一个纸板箱。Snake已被证明它对付那些低收入的白痴是最有效的（？）。我只能想象那些不适合上班时间浏览的相片是咋样的。
Atomrocker
Hehh, they did a pretty nice job on most of them. Got some imagination.
嘿，他们大部分做得不错啊。想象力很丰富。
Not sure? But yeah they did a great job! There are loads and loads - many of which I decided not to share because A) they're NSFW and B) They're gross (SFW but like vomit inducing...)
不确定？但是他们的确做得不错！相片有一大堆&&其中很多我决定不分享是因为：一、它们不适合上班时间浏览；二、很粗野（可以上班时间浏览但令人作呕&&）
Mox Factor (Asian in Asia)
from: &Request: Please make the girls around me a bit more fun!&
Yu-fa(如花) wins. (he's a staple in a few Stephen Chow movies)
while googling to find this image, apparently there's a few copycats with the same name around.
在那张"请把我旁边的女孩P得搞笑些！"的相片中，如花躺枪了。（他是周星驰一些电影里的常见角色）在谷歌到这张相片时，显然有一些同名的模仿者。
fightstars
This is an awesome article! My favorite is the grinning dude who got put into the corner all bloodied up hahaha. 2nd would be the seamless switching of the girl and guy's legs. How did they even think of that?!
这帖子太棒了！我最喜欢的是那咧嘴而笑的哥们被扔在擂台角落，浑身是血，哈哈哈！第二就是那张毫无痕迹地交换了女孩与男孩的双腿。他们到底是怎样想到的？
I don't know, these guys are true gurus!
不清楚，这些都是真正的大师级人物。
These are hilarious!
The chicken one reminds me of one of my better shoops! :D
这些真是滑稽搞笑！骑大公鸡那张让我想起了我做得更好的一张PS:D
Cool!! That's awesome
酷！牛逼。
Chriss_m26
Hahahaha. This is amazing. More, more.
哈哈哈哈，这太令人惊讶了。我不够，我还要。
how many more?!
还想要多少？！
老外版大神PS作品
图片上的文字太琐碎，不翻了，直接上作品
Sean Tong Bo Xiong & Manager, Human Resources at Michael Page International
laughed so badly.... take a look!
笑到不行&&来看看吧！
Marissa Gardiner & Drayton Valley
又是愉快的一天
Lee Binder & Humble student at Surat Shabd Yoga
what fun - still catching breath.
太逗了&&笑得喘不过气了。
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