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回复：{{util.subChineseStr(currentTie.content, 20, true)}}【区内翻译】掰扯别人家的经--你牛记者早已看穿一切
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“你有什么不高兴的？说出来让大家高兴高兴？”
挺有意思的一文，作者的通篇思想就是把别人家的问题拿出来说一说释放一下自己的压力，所以牛区的盆友们也一起来爽一爽吧，莫当真……原文也挺好玩儿的，所以英文也一并奉上。
I always try to maintain perspective with everything I do,
especially when it comes to conflict resolution. For example, some jerk sends
me a grumpy tweet. Is it really worth the trouble to respond just so I can feel
like I showed him? Maybe I had a lousy day at work or things turned sour with a
love interest. Oh well. I’ll go home to shelter and use powerful technology to
accomplish things never possible until 5-10 years ago.
我这人通常待人接物都比较客观，碰到矛盾纠纷的时候更是冷静帝。将比说吧，有个混账发了个气死爹的微博过来，难道哥就一定得自找麻烦怒发冲冠地喷回去吗？说不定这货一整天做牛做马心情糟糕，又或者惹到了些甜蜜的烦恼，谁知道呢。反正现在跟十来年以前不一样了，每当事业情场失意，你还可以躲进家的堡垒，运用前所未闻的技术变身键盘侠，之后无所不能呢。
I’m not one of those people who will say, “You think you had
a bad day? Well kids in Burma are starving! Fossil fuels are running out!”;
Still, I feel like sometimes we as people become so consumed with our own
problems that we fail to acknowledge that, yes, every single person in the world has major issues of their own,
我可不是这种人，尽管不会说出诸如“你今儿一天过得很糟糕？缅甸的小孩儿还吃不上饭呢！石油能源要耗尽了呢！！”，但是我仍然觉得人们有时候儿太在意自己的那点破事儿了。他们不愿意去意识到其实家家有本难念的经。
This is especially the case with sports. No one is perfect,
just like no team is perfect. Narrative even frames it that way. Underdogs are
flawed while juggernauts are flawless. The Mavericks captured lightning in a
bottle in 2011 to defeat the superpower Miami Heat, almost none of whom had
been playing together just seven months prior. The 67-win Mavericks are
considered a huge failure, even though teams that win 60 games lose in the
playoffs all the time. It’s just&when
you lose matters more than that you lose, for whatever reason.
在运动领域更是如此。没有哪个人是完美的，球队也同样不会尽如人意——我们总喜欢给别人讲这样的故事。胜者为王，败者贼。2011年的你牛以星星之火一力战胜了当时的巨擘迈阿密，其实当年几乎没有几个球员在一起打过七个月的球（但他们却成了团队篮球的经典范例，译者加）。那只67胜的你牛却被批的罪无可恕体无完肤，尽管谁也没规定超过六十胜的球队就必须在季后赛里实现十六场夺冠——期待太高，需要承受的失败的原罪就会越深重，仅此而已。
Even in a league as strong as the NBA has been this season,
and even in a West as loaded as this one, and even considering the rough
stretch the Mavericks have been playing through, Dallas is still somehow a
couple wins and some help away from the third seed in the conference. Yes, the
team is a couple losses and some help away from the seventh seed, but that’s
beside the point. What matters is this polarizing team we’ve been arguing about
on Twitter for months is one of the best teams in the league despite all of
these perceived team-killing issues.
你牛是一支强队。就算这个赛季的NBA联盟强悍如狗，即使西部诸队的军备竞赛愈演愈烈，而你牛在过去这些比赛里也确实有不少坑爹时刻，人们仍惊喜的发现你牛颇赢得了一些比赛，并且距离西部三号种子的座位也不过相差那么一两个胜场。好吧，我知道其实他们也小输了几场，其实距离七号种子也就差了一两个胜场……但这些都不是重点好吗！？重点是，这个坑爹的业界良心队——尽管有那么多原因让这坑货看起来摇摇欲坠，让我们在微博上指天对地恨不得把肺都吵出来——他确实是联盟最好的球队之一。
And, yes, Dallas has some issues.
而且，好吧好吧，我们的球队还是很有些问题的。
As good as the defense has become, the offense has fallen
off. Rajon Rondo was suspended for conduct detrimental to the team. Tyson
Chandler and Chandler Parsons have missed time due to injuries. Dirk Nowitzki
and Monta Ellis appear to have been playing through some of their own for
chunks of the season. The bench is hit or miss.
球队的防守提上来了，特么的进攻又萎了。拉简隆多因为‘对球队做出了伤害性行为’而被停赛了。两个钱德勒因为伤病缺席了好几场比赛。老大和老二似乎正在经历赛季的挣扎期。板凳匪帮这个赛季都像段誉的六脉神剑……
All of those problems are real, and all of them could hurt
Dallas come playoff time. It’s always important to remember, though, that even
though the West is maybe deeper than it’s ever been, every single one of the
playoff teams have some serious issues of their own to work out. (Let’s leave
Golden State out of this, shall we?) It’s really easy to point them out, too,
even with limited context. This is a league of parity, remember. There aren’t
any superteams, the Warriors excepted.
这些问题都是真实存在的，随时可能在季后赛中伤害球队。但是，同志们，不只是我们有问题啊！就算西部列强现如今看起来一个个掌能震天足裂大地，他们也有自己的问题啊，同志们！……那啥，那边举手的观众，这么喜庆的话题，咱就不提金州勇士了成么？……就算闭着眼哥们儿也对他们的弊病如数家珍啊。所以，切记啊，我们的联盟其实是个庶民联盟（大家都差不多），没那么多超级航母……额，除了勇士之外……
（所以这位老兄下面开始细数别人家队伍里的问题……咱们一起看来安下心LOL）
他熊& MEMPHIS
The Grizzlies don’t have much to complain about right now,
although a loss in Sacramento is pretty warty. But the physical, gritty
Grizzlies play nine back-to-backs from here on out. That’s a lot. We think the
Mavericks have played a lot of games against the East, but Memphis has played
just one more game against the West than Dallas. The Grizzlies play the
Warriors and Clippers twice. Honestly, their remaining schedule is fairly easy,
all things considered. By the rest of the West’s standards, they’re in good
灰熊阵容齐整没啥可说的，除了最近一场输给国王真是如鲠在喉。但是！他们接下来要打九个背靠背啊，这可不是个小事儿。大家都觉得你牛过去切了不少东部的菜，其实孟菲斯就比我们少切了一场。好吧，灰熊已经跟勇士和快船各战了两场了，而且他们剩下的赛程还算是妈妈地……其实就算是按照西部联盟的标准，他们也是很不错了。
他火& HOUSTON
Somehow this team just keeps winning games. The Rockets have
climbed to 13th in offensive efficiency after an utterly dreadful start. But
the Rockets have been without Dwight Howard for most of the season, so much so
in fact that some think Houston is better off&without him. Imagine having that debate right now. (Wait a minute,
we are with Rondo!)
不知怎地，这个队一直在赢球。经历了一个糟糕的开局之后，火箭现在已经攀升至了联盟进攻效率排行榜的第十三位，但是不要忘了，这个赛季大部分时间霍华德都没能出场，到目前为止的事实是，没有火花的火箭反而更好。呵呵，想象一下这个话题能引起什么样的讨论……额，等一下，我们的隆多似乎也不遑多让……
The Rockets’ remaining schedule features a vs. TOR, @ ATL,
vs. MEM stretch, a four-game West Coast trip, and an @ DAL, @ OKC, @ SA, vs. SA
stretch. Houston is giving big minutes to Jason Terry and is hoping that Pablo
Prigioni can save the second unit. Joey Dorsey starts at center for this team.
Outside of James Harden, who do you trust with the ball in their hands? Josh
Smith? Donatas Motiejunas? Patrick Beverley? They’re all fine players, but they
aren’t carrying a team.
他火剩下的赛程将会是主场对阵猛龙，客场战老鹰，之后主场对灰熊，之后是四场西部大战（你牛，他雷，国王和国王）。他火现在给飞机很多上场时间，他们还希望普利吉奥尼拯救第二阵容。多西现在成了这个队的首发中锋……瞧瞧，除了哈登，你还能把球给谁？中投靓仔？莫泰尤纳斯？贝弗利？这都是好球员，但他们是无法背着球队前进的。
Who does this team match up well with in the playoffs? Do you
think the Rockets would be favored to beat the Mavericks right now? The
Blazers? They have no big defenders and while their wings and guards defend
well, the only team in the West that relies exclusively on guards to create
offense is Golden State (and maybe the Clippers). That’s not a good team to want to play. On top of all of this,
there’s the coaching factor. Kevin McHale isn’t considered an excellent coach.
Would he have the advantage against any playoff team in the West? That stuff
matters come playoff time, way, way more than you probably think.&Houston
has performed admirably without Howard, and some Ewing Theory might be in play
here, but the Rockets still have their fair share of flaws.
这么个球队在季后赛里能轻松战胜谁呢？你觉得他火会愿意在季后赛里碰上谁？你牛？或者开拓者？他们没有能防守的大个子，侧翼和后卫的防守能力倒是很强，不幸联盟中唯一只依仗后卫创造进攻机会的球队是，金州勇士（可能还有快船），你不会想碰上他们的……除此之外，教练也将是个大问题。麦克海尔很难被称为一位出色的教练，你能指望他比任何其他西部季后赛球队的教练更强吗？嗯，季后赛的时候，教练这个环节远远远远远远比你能想到要重要。休斯顿在火花缺阵的情况下打得够好了，也许尤因理论（译注）还会发功，但他们需要解决的问题确实不少。尤因理论：失去核心球星的球队，往往能爆发出更惊人的力量。来自比尔西蒙斯，通常需要两个条件这一理论才会发功：首先这个球队要有个超巨球星，关注很多，荣誉很少；其次，在失去这个超巨球星之后，大部分人对球队前景唱衰……
他拓& PORTLAND
Portland has 26 games remaining on its schedule and not many
days to play them. What’s more, 15 of them are on the road, where the Blazers
have just a 13-13 record this season. One road trip takes them to Toronto,
Washington, Miami, Orlando, and Memphis before they come home for Golden State,
only to go back on the road to Utah the next night and then to Phoenix. The
Blazers still play the Mavericks, Thunder, Clippers, and Warriors twice each.
开拓者还剩下二十六场比赛要打，行程很是紧凑。除此之外，剩下的比赛里还有十五个客场，而到目前为止他拓的客场胜率只有五成这些客场作战包括了猛龙，奇才，热，魔术和灰熊。然后他们紧接着就要对阵勇士之后背靠背客战盐湖城。之后是太阳。不仅这样，开拓者还要分别对阵你牛，雷霆，快船和勇士各两次
This is a team which hopes Arron Afflalo can save the second
unit. The Mavericks absolutely dominated the Blazers bench when Portland came
to town a few weeks ago, abusing Chris Kaman & Co. in the pick-and-roll
with Greg Smith. Imagine how big a matchup advantage Amar’e Stoudemire will
have over him. Portland’s starting five is very, very strong, but its bench is among
the shallowest of all West playoff teams.
开拓者现在寄望于阿夫拉洛能够拯救他们的第二阵容。在几个礼拜之前，你牛的板凳席对对方实现了全面压制，连大手对卡曼都是一番碾压。想想看，现在又有了小斯开拓者首发的五人非常之强，但是，替补席目前来说却是很难在西部抗衡
Right now, Portland and Dallas have identical records. But,
regardless of the division winner rule, if the fifth seed has a better record
than the Blazers, Portland loses homecourt advantage. Would Portland be favored
against the Mavericks or Clippers in a series if they started away from home?
Let’s face it: The Blazers need to play well the rest of the way, because if
they play Games 1 and 7 away from the Moda Center, their odds of winning a
series aren’t great.
你牛和他拓当下战绩旗鼓相当，尽管后者作为分区冠军而暂列第四，如果五号种子战绩更好的话，波特兰人仍将失去主场优势。在没有主场优势的情况下对阵你牛或者快船，你觉得波特兰人会喜欢么？面对现实吧：开拓者需要在剩下的比赛中奋勇向前，尽力去保住在达摩中心争取胜利的可能性。
他船& LA CLIPPERS
Best offense in the NBA, 18th defense in the NBA. Blake
Griffin has been out for how long? This is a team that starts Matt Barnes and
gives heavy minutes to Spencer Hawes.
他们有联盟最好的进攻，以及第十八座次的防守。格里芬还要缺阵多久？这支球队有个首发球员叫马特巴恩斯，霍伊斯在这里也能获得大量的出场时间。
No team has won a title ranked outside the top-11 in defense
in more than a decade. As good as DeAndre Jordan is, he can’t do it all alone.
Chris Paul is still a defensive pest (and a very good one) but his size
limitations could harm him if he’s guarded by someone like Stephen Curry, Mike
Conley, or Rondo. Then, of course, there’s coaching. Doc Rivers relies on a
traditional second unit, playing at times completely without his starters. That
will likely change come playoff time, but while Jamal Crawford is capable of
winning you a game, do you really want to rely on him to carry the offense for
10-12 minutes at a pop?
过去十来年中还没有哪个防守排在十名开外的球队夺取过总冠军。小乔丹是个优秀的防守者，但是他毕竟独木难支。克里斯保罗仍然是个防守怪兽，但是面对比他更高大的防守者时——比如史蒂芬库里，康利或者隆多的时候，他的身高可能会造成麻烦。然后，这个球队也需要考虑教练的因素。河文档总是独立使用他的第二阵容，这一点在季后赛中可能会有些变动。贾马尔克劳福德是个好球员，他有这个能力带领球队取胜，但你真的想在连续十来分钟里依靠他来带动球队的进攻？
And as far as schedules go, theirs is rough. They have just
10 home games remaining versus 14 road games (they’re 14-13 on the road) and
their current stretch of schedule is: @ MEM, @ CHI/@ MIN (back-to-back), vs
POR, @ GSW/vs. MIN (back-to-back), @ OKC, @ DAL, vs HOU.& YIKES.
这支球队的赛程也不算舒服：他们只剩下十个主场了，却还有十四个客场（顺便一提，他们的客场战绩是14胜13负），接下来的对手分别是：客战灰熊和公牛和狼，主场对开拓者，客场对金州，主场对狼，客战雷霆和你牛，主场对火箭……呵呵。
The Clippers have handed the Mavericks two pretty lopsided
defeats this season, but one of those was played without Tyson Chandler and
Monta Ellis. We’ll get to see these teams play again in a couple weeks. Will
Griffin be back by then? Who knows? He could be, but how long will it take to
work him back in?
其实你牛这个赛季已经被快船血虐两场了（那你还吹个屁啊），但要知道，其中一场比赛里拳王跟公主都没有上。未来几个礼拜里这两支球队还将碰面，是时候真刀真枪的干了。格里芬那时能够回归吗？母鸡啊！他也许能够回到球场了，但还需要多久才能找到状态呢？
他刺& SAN ANTONIO
Vulnerable. The Spurs have plenty of home games coming up on
the opposite side of the rodeo road trip, but in the meantime they’ve lost four
in a row. Before they come back, they have to play a back-to-back at Sacramento
and then Phoenix. That’s not going to be fun. Once they get home, they play
Chicago, Toronto, and Cleveland all in a row.
很危险。在熬过目前这一大波客场之后他刺将迎来大量的主场作战，但他们已经输了四场了。在回归主场之前，他们还有一个背靠背要打——分别对阵国王和太阳。这可不怎么有趣儿，回家之后，他们将要连续承受公牛，猛龙和骑士的挑战。
Later, they go: @ ATL, @ DAL, vs OKC, vs DAL, vs MEM. It’s
amazing when you look up and down all of these teams’ schedules. Where are the
wins going to come from?
这之后，他们要客战老鹰和你牛，主场对阵雷霆和你牛和灰熊。看看这些球队赛程，真是太特么的刺激了，谁能赢球！？
They’re still the defending champions, but when was the last
time the Spurs looked this beatable? Health has been a concern all season long,
but all of those injuries have passed now. They are completely healthy yet
still can’t seem to win. We expect them to turn around, but how high can they
ultimately climb? They’re 3.5 games back on Dallas right now and have just 25
games to make up that ground. Meanwhile, OKC is storming up the standings
behind them.
马刺仍然是卫冕冠军，但你还记得上一次马刺看起来如此脆弱的时候吗？健康问题困扰了这个球队整个赛季，但他们现在已经从伤病的泥潭里挣扎了出来。他们全员健康，但看起来仍不像是勇往直前不断赢球的样子。大家都觉得他们会回来，但是最后能取得什么样的成绩呢？他们现在甚至还落后你牛三个半胜场，却只剩下二十五场比赛了。与此同时太子队的青春风暴正从他们身后席卷而来啊。
Tiago Splitter, the player perhaps most responsible for the
series win against Dallas last season (he guarded Dirk Nowitzki masterfully),
isn’t playing at the same level. Neither is Boris Diaw. Neither is Manu
Ginobili (shooting just 47.4 percent on 2s). We trust that they’ll turn it
around, right? But in this West? With this little time remaining? It would be
some feat.
斯普利特去年成功冰封司机，几乎是马刺在去年季后赛干掉你牛的头号功臣，但他今年却不复这般勇武。迪奥哥，马努似乎也是强弩之末，马努今年的两分球命中率只有47.4%。但我们还是相信马刺会回来的，是吧？在所剩无多的时间里，若仍能在狂野西部杀出重围，这将是个壮举。
You can criticize every single team in the NBA like this.
These are just seeds 2-7 in the West, and I could write hundreds of words more
on each of those teams. Go to any team blog on the Internet and you’ll find
nothing but panic everywhere. I guess that’s what we do as people.
It’s just important to keep in mind that everyone has issues.
Dallas has an uphill climb ahead, but the Mavericks aren’t alone. They don’t call
it “scaling the mountain” for
nothing. On one side of the Mavericks are the Spurs, on the verge of
exhaustion, while on the other sit the Blazers, working hard to win a game away
from home.
瞧瞧啊，像这样，我们能够鞭笞联盟里的每一支球队。他们还是联盟里排名第二到第七的球队呢，如果我想，哥还能继续多喷个几百字没问题。去看看别的球队的博客吧，满纸的恐慌和担忧。我想这就是我们人类的天赋吧……所以说，同志们要始终记得，家家有本难念的经啊。你牛接下来的路道阻且长，但却并不孤独。他们说这是‘无限风光在险峰’并非没有道理。一边还有马刺陪伴，他们也许即将势微力竭；另一边还有开拓者，挣扎着努力着想要争取一场客场的胜利……
It’s easy to look at the standings and say “man, Dallas is
screwed”. But, rest assured, every
other NBA fan is saying the same exact thing. Don’t let those problems consume
you. Don’t get stressed out. Don’t go on Twitter and be rude to people. If it
makes you feel any better, everyone has problems. Everyone. (Except
Golden State.)
“嘿哥们儿，你牛要完蛋啦！”这种看似旁观者清的风凉话总是很容易说出口的，但其实其他球队的球迷也同样悲观。不要被这种情绪湮没了，也无需焦虑不安，当然更不要到微博上去问候人家的母系亲属……记住，家家有本难念的经……除了金州勇士。以上~~对了，源文地址：
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好文。天空飘来五个字。发自手机虎扑
为何勇士没有弱点～依旧不看好勇士的季后赛～发自手机虎扑
引用2楼 @ 发表的:
为何勇士没有弱点～依旧不看好勇士的季后赛～
唯一有问题的，大概是内线吧。发自手机虎扑
我发现这些球队都有一个既是又不是的利好
他们基本上都要打“你牛“
防守好了
进攻萎了
多么痛的领悟
进攻靠哈里斯
防守靠多多？
这些球队的共性是后场都比蜗牛高…首发4号位都比蜗牛的壮……
这赛季居然还有小牛和火箭的比赛啊，我还以为上次就是最后一次了。
尽管谁也没规定超过六十胜的球队就必须在季后赛里实现十二场夺冠——期待太高，需要承受的失败的原罪就会越深重，仅此而已。
十二场就能夺冠的话，怪不得人家热火2011年总决赛根本没正眼看咱，以为表演赛呢
引用7楼 @ 发表的:
这赛季居然还有小牛和火箭的比赛啊，我还以为上次就是最后一次了。
毕竟同是德州人
引用8楼 @ 发表的:
尽管谁也没规定超过六十胜的球队就必须在季后赛里实现十二场夺冠——期待太高，需要承受的失败的原罪就会越深重，仅此而已。
十二场就能夺冠的话，怪不得人家热火2011年总决赛根本没正眼看咱，以为表演赛呢
十。。。十六场。。。我还在念小学。。。
分区决赛照着勇士打，就这么定了！
翻译吊炸！看乐了！！
哈哈哈啊哈哈哈！
这翻译总是这么炫酷~
好文，字数。
翻译我要粉你！！
这翻译看得挺爽
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈发自手机虎扑
我本来一直在等看作者如何喷太子队，结果发现他根本没理这茬。考虑一下对勇士的评价，我似乎明白了什么
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