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内容介绍：《生活大爆炸 第一季》。
片　　名　生活大爆炸 第一季 The Big Bang Theory Season 1
译　　名　宅男行不行 第一季(台)
年　　代　-09-24(美国)
国　　家　美国
类　　别　剧情 / 喜剧
语　　言　英语 / 意大利语
评　　分　9.4
导　　演　James Burrows
主　　演　吉姆·帕森斯 / 约翰尼·盖尔克奇 / 凯莉·库柯 / 西蒙·赫尔伯格 / 昆瑙·内亚
Leonard(Johnny Galecki 饰)和Sheldon（Jim Parsons 饰）是一对合起来智商超过360的疯狂科学家宅男。他们的科学家朋友还有风流的Wolowitz（Simon Helberg 饰）和从来不和女人说话的印度人。最近，科学家宅男的对门搬来一个美女剧作家兼餐厅招待，Penny（Kaley Cuoco 饰）。宅男开始蠢蠢欲动了，于是诸多啼笑皆非的故事在几个朋友间“爆炸”开来。
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If a photon is directed through a plane
with two slits in it and either is observed...
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...it will not go through both.
If unobserved, it will.
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If it's observed after it left the plane,
before it hits its target...
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-...it will not have gone through both slits.
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What's your point?.
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There's no point,
I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.
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-Excuse me.
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One across is Aegean,
eight down is Nabokov.
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Twenty-six across is MCM.
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Fourteen down is--
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Move your finger.
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--phylum, which makes 1 4 across
Port-au-Prince.
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See, Papa Doc's capital idea,
that's Port-au-Prince.
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-Can I help you?.
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Um, is this the high-lQ sperm bank?.
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If you have to ask,
maybe you shouldn't be here.
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I think this is the place.
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-Fill these out.
-Thank you.
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-We'll be right back.
-Oh, take your time.
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I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
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Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
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What, are you kidding?. You're a semipro.
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No. We are committing genetic fraud.
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There's no guarantee our sperm's
going to generate high-lQ offspring.
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Think about that.
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I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix
who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
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Sheldon, this was your idea.
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A little extra money to get
fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?.
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And I do yearn for faster downloads.
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There's some poor woman
who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
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What if she winds up with a toddler
who doesn't know if he should use...
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...a differential to solve for the area
under a curve?.
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-I'm sure she'll still love him.
-I wouldn't.
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Well, what do you wanna do?.
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-I want to leave.
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-What's the protocol for leaving?.
-I don't know.
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I've never reneged
on a proffer of sperm before.
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Let's try just walking out.
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Nice meeting you.
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-Are you still mad about the sperm bank?.
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You wanna hear an interesting thing
about stairs?.
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Not really.
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If the height of a step is off
by as little as two millimeters...
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-...most people will trip.
-I don't care.
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Two millime--?. That doesn't seem right.
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It's true.
I did a series of experiments when I was 1 2.
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My father broke his clavicle.
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Is that why they sent you
to boarding school?.
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No. That was the result
of my work with lasers.
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New neighbor?.
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Evidently.
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Significant improvement
over the old neighbor.
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Two-hundred pound transvestite
with a skin condition?. Yes, she is.
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We don't mean to interrupt.
We live across the hall.
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Oh, that's nice.
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No. We don't live together. I mean...
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...we live together, but in separate,
heterosexual bedrooms.
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Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.
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-Leonard. Sheldon.
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Oh, welcome to the building.
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Oh, thank you.
Maybe we can have coffee sometime.
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-Oh, great.
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Well, bye.
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Should we have invited her for lunch?.
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No. We're gonna start season two
of Battlestar Galactica.
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We already watched
the season two DVDs.
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Not with commentary.
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I think we should be good neighbors.
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Invite her over, make her feel welcome.
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We never invited Louie/Louise over.
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Well, and that was wrong of us.
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We need to widen our circle.
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I have a very wide circle.
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I have 21 2 friends on MySpace.
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Yes, and you've never met one of them.
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That's the beauty of it.
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I'm gonna invite her over.
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We'll have a nice meal and chat.
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Chat?. We don't chat,
at least not off-line.
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Well, it's not difficult.
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You just listen to what she says...
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...and then you say something appropriate
in response.
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To what end?.
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-Hi. Again.
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...we brought home lndian food...
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...and I know that
moving can be stressful...
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...and I find
that when I'm undergoing stress...
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...that good food
and company can have a comforting effect.
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Also, curry's a natural laxative and
I don't have to tell you that, you know...
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...a clean colon is just one less thing
to worry about.
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I'm no expert,
but in the context of a lunch invitation...
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...you might wanna skip the reference
to bowel movements.
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Oh, you're inviting me over to eat?.
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Oh, that's so nice. I'd love to.
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So, what do you guys do for fun
around here?.
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Well, today we tried masturbating
for money.
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-Okay, well, make yourself at home.
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-Thank you.
-You're very welcome.
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You're very welcome.
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This looks like some serious stuff.
Leonard, did you do this?.
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Actually, that's my work.
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Yeah, well, it's just some
quantum mechanics...
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...with a little string theory doodling
around the edges. That part's just a joke.
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It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer
approximation.
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So you're, like, one of those
Beautiful Mind genius guys.
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This is really impressive.
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I have a board, if you like boards.
This is my board.
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Holy smokes.
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If by "holy smokes," you mean
a derivative restatement of the stuff...
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...you can find scribbled on the wall
of any men's room at MlT, sure.
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-Oh, come on.
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Who hasn't seen this differential below
"here I sit brokenhearted"?.
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At least I didn't have to invent 26
dimensions just to make the math come out.
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-I didn't invent them. They're there.
-ln what universe?.
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In all of them, that is the point.
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Do you guys mind if I start?.
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That's where I sit.
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So sit next to me.
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-No, I sit there.
-What's the difference?.
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-What's the difference?.
-Here we go.
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In winter, that seat is close enough
to the radiator to remain warm...
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...yet not so close
as to cause perspiration.
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In the summer, it's in a cross breeze created
by opening windows there and there.
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It faces the television at an angle that is
neither direct, discouraging conversation...
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...nor so far wide
as to create a parallax distortion.
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I could go on,
but I think I've made my point.
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Do you want me to move?.
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-Just sit somewhere else.
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Sheldon, sit.
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-Well, this is nice.
-We don't have a lot of company over.
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That's not true.
Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over.
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Yes, I know.
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Tuesday night we played Klingon Boggle
until 1 in the morning.
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-Yeah, I remember.
-I resent you saying we don't have company.
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-That has a negative social implication.
-I said I'm sorry.
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...Klingon Boggle?.
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Yeah. It's like regular Boggle,
but in Klingon.
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That's probably enough about us.
So tell us about you.
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Me?. Okay.
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I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you
way more than you need to know.
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Yes, it tells us that you participate
in the mass cultural delusion...
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...that the sun's position relative
to arbitrary constellations...
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...at the time of your birth
somehow affects your personality.
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Participate in the what?.
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I think what Sheldon's trying to say...
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...is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been
our first guess.
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Oh, yeah, a lot of people
think I'm a water sign.
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Okay, let's see, what else?.
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Oh, I'm a vegetarian.
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No, except for fish,
and the occasional steak. I love steak.
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Well, that's interesting.
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Leonard can't process corn.
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So do you have some sort of a job?.
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I'm a waitress
at The Cheesecake Factory.
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I love cheesecake.
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-You're lactose intolerant.
-I don't eat it, I think it's a good idea.
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Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.
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It's about this sensitive girl who comes
to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska...
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...to be an actress and winds up
a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
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So it's based on your life.
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No, I'm from Omaha.
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If that was a movie, I would go see it.
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I know, right?.
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Okay, let's see, what else?.
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I guess that's about it.
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That's the story of Penny.
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Well, it sounds wonderful.
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Until I fell in love with a jerk.
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What is happening?.
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I don't know.
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Oh, God, you know,
four years I lived with him.
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Four years.
That's like as long as high school.
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It took you four years
to get through high school?.
00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:05,844
I just-- I can't believe I trusted him.
00:11:09,819 --> 00:11:12,344
Should I say something?.
I feel I should say something.
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You?. No, you'll only make it worse.
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You wanna know the most pathetic part?.
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Even though I hate his lying,
cheating guts...
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...I still love him.
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Is that crazy?.
00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,894
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No, it's not crazy. It's a--
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It's a paradox.
00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:36,008
Paradoxes are part of nature.
I mean, think about light.
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If you look at Huygens, light is a wave,
as confirmed by the double-slit experiments.
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,282
But then, along comes Albert Einstein...
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,421
...and discovers that light
behaves like particles too.
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Well, I didn't make it worse.
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Oh, I'm so sorry I'm such a mess.
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And on top of everything else,
I'm all gross from moving...
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...and my stupid shower doesn't work.
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Our shower works.
00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:04,501
Really?. Would it be totally weird
if I used it?.
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00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:06,899
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It's right down the hall.
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Okay, thanks.
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You guys are really sweet.
00:12:19,722 --> 00:12:22,589
Well, this is an interesting development.
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It has been some time...
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...since we've had a woman
take her clothes off in our apartment.
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That's not true.
Remember at Thanksgiving...
00:12:33,202 --> 00:12:36,262
...my grandmother with Alzheimer's
had that episode?.
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Point taken. It has been some time since
we've had a woman take her clothes off...
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...after which
we didn't wanna rip our eyes out.
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The worst part
was watching her carve that turkey.
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So, what exactly
are you trying to accomplish here?.
00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:54,014
Excuse me?.
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,784
That woman in there
is not going to have sex with you.
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Well, I'm not trying to have sex with her.
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Then you won't be disappointed.
00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:04,329
What makes you think
she wouldn't have sex with me?.
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I'm a male and she's a female.
00:13:06,969 --> 00:13:10,063
Yes, but not of the same species.
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I'm not gonna engage
in hypotheticals here.
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:16,205
-I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
-Oh, of course.
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,438
That's not to say that
if a carnal relationship were to develop...
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:22,106
...that I wouldn't participate.
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:24,886
However briefly.
00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:28,385
Do you think this possibility
will be hindered...
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,425
...when she discovers your Luke Skywalker
"no more tears" shampoo?.
00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:35,630
It's Darth Vader shampoo.
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:36,856
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:39,398
Luke Skywalker's the conditioner.
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,828
-Wait till you see this.
-It's fantastic. Unbelievable.
00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:45,098
See what?.
00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:50,540
It's a Stephen Hawking lecture from MlT
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:51,907
This isn't a good time.
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,208
[lMlTATlNG COMPUTERlZED VOlCE]
It's before he became...
00:13:54,383 --> 00:13:56,214
...a creepy computer voice.
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,085
-That's great, you guys have to go.
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,248
-It's just not a good time.
-Leonard has a lady over.
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,693
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] Yeah, right.
Your grandmother back in town?.
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:09,521
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:12,189
And she's not a lady,
she's just a new neighbor.
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:15,098
Hang on, there really is a lady here?.
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,738
-And you want us out...
00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,931
...because you're anticipating coitus?.
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:22,306
-I'm not anticipating coitus.
-So she's available for coitus?.
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:24,946
Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?.
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,742
Technically,
that would be coitus interruptus.
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:31,577
Hey, is there a trick
to getting it to switch from tub to shower?.
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,551
Oh, hi, sorry.
00:14:33,722 --> 00:14:35,053
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:38,622
Enchanté, mademoiselle.
00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:43,423
Howard Wolowitz,
CalTech Department of Applied Physics.
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,464
You may be familiar
with some of my work.
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,102
It's currently orbiting
Jupiter's largest moon...
00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:51,103
...taking high-resolution
digital photographs.
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:54,808
Penny. I work at
The Cheesecake Factory.
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,002
-I'll show you the trick with the shower.
00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:58,771
[SPEAKS lN FRENCH]
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:00,415
I'm sorry?.
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,210
It's French for "good shower."
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:05,148
It's a sentiment I can express
in six languages.
00:15:05,921 --> 00:15:08,515
Save it for your blog, Howard.
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,520
[SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE]
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,161
LEONARD: All right, there it goes.
It sticks, I'm sorry.
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,995
-Okay, thanks.
-You're welcome.
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,194
Oh, you're just gonna step right--?. Okay.
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,633
PENNY: Hey, Leonard?.
-The hair products are Sheldon's.
00:15:25,808 --> 00:15:26,968
00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:31,044
-Um, can I ask you a favor?.
-A favor?.
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:34,444
Sure, you could ask me a favor.
I would do you a favor for you.
00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:39,313
-It's okay if you say no.
-Oh, I'll probably say yes.
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:43,649
It's just not the kind of thing
you ask a guy you just met.
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:45,453
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,866
I really think we should examine
the chain of causality here.
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,264
-Must we?.
00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:57,496
A beautiful woman
stands naked in our shower.
00:15:57,673 --> 00:16:01,006
Event B: We drive halfway across town
to retrieve a television set...
00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:03,371
...from the aforementioned woman's
ex-boyfriend.
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:07,140
Query: On what plane of existence
is there even a semi-rational link...
00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,341
...between these events?.
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,384
She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,022
Well, that may be the proximal cause
of our journey...
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:17,624
...but we both know it exists
in contradistinction...
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,727
...to the higher-level distal cause.
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,728
-Which is?.
-You think with your penis.
00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:26,393
That's a biological impossibility,
and you didn't have to come.
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,765
Oh, yes. I could have stayed behind
to watch Wolowitz hit on Penny...
00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:32,270
...in Russian, Arabic and Farsi.
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:34,341
And why can't she get her own TV?.
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,444
Come on, you know how it is
with breakups.
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,910
No, I don't, and neither do you.
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,140
But l-- I broke up with Joyce Kim.
00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:44,774
You did not break up with Joyce Kim.
She defected to North Korea.
00:16:44,953 --> 00:16:47,513
To mend her broken heart.
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,650
This situation is much less complicated.
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:55,490
There's some dispute
between Penny and her ex-boyfriend...
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,325
...as to who gets custody of the TV.
00:16:57,499 --> 00:17:01,230
-She just wanted to avoid a scene with him.
-So we get to have a scene with him?.
00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:03,894
No, Sheldon,
there's not going to be a scene.
00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:05,734
There's two of us and one of him.
00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,934
Leonard, the two of us
can't even carry a TV.
00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:13,681
So you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon
at the university?.
00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:21,788
I'm sorry, do you speak English?.
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:25,017
Oh, he speaks English.
He just can't speak to women.
00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:27,160
Really?. Why?.
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:29,092
He's kind of a nerd.
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,391
Juice box?.
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,474
-I'll do the talking.
MAN: Yeah?
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,236
-Hi. I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:44,845
What did I just--?.
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:49,548
-We're here to pick up Penny's TV.
-Get lost.
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,083
Okay, thanks for your time.
00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:54,745
-We're not gonna give up just like that.
-Leonard, the TV's in the building.
00:17:54,923 --> 00:17:57,915
We've been denied access to the building,
ergo we are done.
00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:01,961
Excuse me. If I were to give up at the first
hitch, I never would have identified...
00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:06,067
...the fingerprints of string theory
in the aftermath of the big bang.
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:09,032
My apologies. What's your plan?.
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:25,747
It's just a privilege
to watch your mind at work.
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,323
we have a combined lQ of 360.
00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:32,551
We should be able to figure out
how to get into a stupid building.
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,454
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:40,026
-What do you think their combined lQ is?.
-Just grab the door.
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,902
This is it.
00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:45,766
I'll do the talking.
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:48,637
Good thinking, I'll just be the muscle.
00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:58,981
-I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
00:18:59,154 --> 00:19:00,951
From the intercom.
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,725
How the hell did you get in the building?.
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,294
We're scientists.
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,429
Tell him about our lQ.
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,073
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,444
-My mom bought me those pants.
-I'm sorry.
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,143
You're gonna have to call her.
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:36,556
Sheldon, I am so sorry
I dragged you through this.
00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:40,957
It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing
and it won't be my last.
00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:42,790
And you were right about my motives.
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,729
I was hoping to establish
a relationship with Penny...
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:49,132
...that might have someday led to sex.
00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:52,229
Well, you got me out of my pants.
00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:57,134
Anyway, I've learned my lesson.
She's out of my league, I'm done with her.
00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:58,506
I've got my work.
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,615
One day I'll win the Nobel Prize
and then I'll die alone.
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,843
Don't think like that.
You're not going to die alone.
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,989
Thank you, Sheldon.
You're a good friend.
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:12,025
SHELDON: And you're certainly
not gonna win a Nobel Prize.
00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:16,361
This is one of my favorite places
to kick back after a quest.
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:18,328
They have a great house ale.
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,524
Wow, cool tiger.
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:22,636
Yeah, I've had him since Level 1 0.
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:24,805
His name is Buttons.
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:27,433
Anyway, if you had
your own game character...
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:30,510
...we could hang out,
maybe go on a quest.
00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:33,978
-That sounds interesting.
-So you'll think about it?.
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,879
Oh, I don't think
I'll be able to stop thinking about it.
00:20:38,854 --> 00:20:40,583
00:20:42,524 --> 00:20:45,425
-We're home.
-Oh, my God. What happened?.
00:20:45,594 --> 00:20:51,226
Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards
and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,526
I'm so sorry.
00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:56,159
I really thought if you guys went
instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass.
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,930
No, it was a valid hypothesis.
00:20:58,106 --> 00:21:01,337
That was a valid hypo--?.
What is happening to you?.
00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:04,971
Really, thank you so much
for going and trying.
00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:08,674
You just-- You're so terrific.
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,049
Why don't you put some clothes on,
I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me, okay?.
00:21:14,222 --> 00:21:15,416
-Really?. Great.
-Thank you.
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:16,818
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,330
You're not done with her, are you?.
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:28,428
Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
00:21:30,305 --> 00:21:32,739
Not to mention imaginary.
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,580
-ls Thai food okay with you, Penny?.
00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:42,740
We can't have Thai,
we had lndian for lunch.
00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,352
-They're both curry-based cuisines.
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,216
-lt would be gastronomically redundant.
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,826
I can see we're going to have to
spell out everything for this girl.
00:21:52,594 --> 00:21:54,653
Any ideas, Raj?.
00:21:56,264 --> 00:21:58,528
Turn left on Lake Street
and head up to Colorado.
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,328
I know a wonderful little sushi bar
that has karaoke.
00:22:01,503 --> 00:22:03,471
Oh, that sounds like fun.
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:07,341
[SlNGlNG "BABY DON'T GET
HOOKED ON ME"]
00:22:15,984 --> 00:22:18,316
I don't know your odds
in the world as a whole...
00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:22,753
...but as far as the population of this car
goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.
00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,411
[ENGLlSH SDH]
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